March 31

the best day because an angel was born. EWAN MCGREGOR

yo today's march 31

March 31 by ilikebigb00ties November 12, 2019

March 27th 

A day to rub your gfs pu$$y

Today is March 27th you know what that means

March 27th by 194003 March 26, 2021

March 25 

A day that gay motherfuckers named “Aiden” or “Hubert” are born.

Hubert: “Did you hear about that queer eye episode last night?”
Aiden: “Yeah they made that guy look thicc asf”
Hubert: “when’s your birthday btw?”
Aiden: “March 25”
Hubert: “OH THATS WHY YOUR GAY ASF”

March 25 by Chicken Coochie October 17, 2019

March 19th 

National Hoe Day, no lies detected here.

Everyone born March 19th is a straight Hoe, PERIOD.

Olivia is such a hoe! She must be born March 19th.

March 19th by littlebitchboyfacts October 15, 2019

March 31

If you have born on this day, you are born as "Neverland" and you have to stan a girl group (G)I-DLE. Also, your favorite song from them is "HANN."

Random guy: "When were you born?"
Me: "March 31st."
Random guy: "Oh, do you stan (G)I-DLE and are you part of their fandom called Neverland?"
Me: "OF COURSE!"

March 31 by Stan (G)I-DLE October 15, 2019

March 1

The day before March 2.
May come after either February 28 or February 29.

Guy 1: Mah’ birthdayz on March 1
Guy 2: That's random.

March 1 by Slang Grammar Nazi May 26, 2018

march 27 

The date of someone who was born as a dumb fuck

Person 1:u were born on March 27 person 2:yeah I know I’ma dumb fuck

march 27 by Pe3nnooo October 27, 2019