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masturbation rush hour

The time where no one is home and someone is coming home and your masturbating
Jim was having a good time during masturbation rush hour right before his family came home
by u lose May 11, 2015
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free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
by Arsemunky September 1, 2016
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Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.
by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022
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merry month of masturbation

man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation
by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021
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vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Mindful Masturbation May

No masturbation. You can do anything as long as you don’t cum, but Blowjobs and Sex are allowed, as long as it’s done by someone other than yourself. Passing will let you move onto Join Jerk June.
Mindful Masturbation May, is NNN for virgins.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny
Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate
by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016
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