May 10

slap as day

on May 10 slap someone’s ass. Super simple.

by CrackheadBitch May 9, 2019

May 19th

It’s national give ur gf your hoodie day!!

“Hey babe it’s May 19th, *gives hoodie”

by Koolkid08 May 18, 2021

may 2

This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.

Hey, today is may 2.

by Davisbro123 April 30, 2022

May 17

The day u need to eat out ur gf but ask permission first

Bf: hey bae can I eat u out
Gf:why
Bf:cuz it’s may 17
Gf:oh ok sure I’m down

by Jaysucksaniggasdick May 16, 2022

May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

by anonymous November 4, 2020

may-stache

When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.

"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"

by Eve04 November 5, 2009

May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th

Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then

by daddyjohn69 May 1, 2020