May 1

The day to make up your kiss from April 30th
Girlfriend: that wasn’t a good kiss.

Boyfriend: its May 1st lets make it up then
by daddyjohn69 May 01, 2020
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May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking
Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro
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May 9th

the day kate found out everyone hates her
“what happened on may 9th?”
“kate scadden found out 72 people disliked her urban dictionary definition of february 19
by katescadden May 10, 2020
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May 27

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.
by rufusfromkimpossible May 28, 2020
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May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits
Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big
by 1M W13RD September 04, 2020
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May 7th

kiss and cuddle with ur gf
hey it’s may 7th *kisses gf*
by siddons.allie May 06, 2021
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May 10

on May 10 slap someone’s ass. Super simple.
by CrackheadBitch May 10, 2019
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