ur dad lesbian 

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

ur dad lesbian by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

lip tint lesbian

In between a chapstick lesbian and a lipstick lesbian; a lip tint lesbian is lower maintenance and typically lives in jeans, but does enjoy a strappy pair of heels, sexy tops, make up, and admires fashion more than a chapstick would

I saw Brenda last night dressed in a tight dress and heels with a full face of make up, but I usually see her rocking converses, hoodies, and beanies. She's such a lip tint lesbian.

lip tint lesbian by ottersarewaterbreathingdogs December 14, 2022

Non-Binary Lesbian 

Someone who has zero clue what Non-binary or Lesbian mean

"They said they were a Non-binary Lesbian" -Kyle "That makes literally zero sense and I'm nonbinary" -Tim

Non-Binary Lesbian by Non-binary God June 15, 2023

a cute, nice and lesbian girl 

A girl that is too hot to not be dated by a boy and also impossible to be dated by a boy since she's lesbian.

The boy couldn't date the girl because she's a cute, nice and lesbian girl.

a cute, nice and lesbian girl by Jessie Lesbian November 27, 2019

lesbian wishbone 

When two girls use a double sided dildo simultaneously then make a wish before pulling out. The girl that retains the dildo in her snatch will have her wish granted.

Girl1: Wanna wishbone (lesbian wishbone)? I'll make all your wishes come true.
Girl2: You betcha.
Minutes later....
Girl1: You got some pussy muscles on you girl, what was your wish.
Girl2: *giggles* If I tell you, it won't come true!

lesbian wishbone by nederninja October 30, 2009

forced lesbian 

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

forced lesbian by horse man July 28, 2007

Lesbian Black Magic 

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

Lesbian Black Magic by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011