Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian

“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”

by izaruru September 17, 2023

Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz’

I am so craving some chocolate lesbians

by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023

Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Lesbian boy

a boy that is obviously male, but by all logic WOULD make more sense as a lesbian. often bisexual girls like them.
This is because they fit the female gaze of an attractive man usually.

Typical features of a lesbian boy are long wavy hair, painted nails, comfortable thrifted clothing, and a build ranging from slim to a dadbod (nothing too lean and shredded) visually look male (with some feminine features) and if they play sports it will probably be hockey or lacrosse.

omg its always the bisexual girls with the winged liner that go for the greasy lesbian boys

by Sushi mom June 10, 2023

fuckboy lesbian

a really hot gay girl who probably talks to a lot of girls

she is probably a fuckboy lesbian....

by frenchfrenxh December 28, 2016

Lesbian clown

its when someone female and a lesbian falls for another straight girl .

I am the Google definition of a lesbian clown

by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020

lesbian lasagna

Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.

Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.

by Jc2345 November 4, 2022