A Chevy Dodge Ram1500 drives by. It's blue with rims, exactly how James wants his future car. When he noticed the car he says "bingo key lock".
by Ashlyn1009 July 25, 2017

A:hey! give me that p2:ce key
B:what will you do for it?
A:I will beta test and find bugs
B:your not meant to be here
B:what will you do for it?
A:I will beta test and find bugs
B:your not meant to be here
by Unknown124345 January 1, 2023

by Dane Galeesak July 3, 2008

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her
by MomSlayer January 25, 2021

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.
-Master Chief: Capitan Keys
-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.
-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.
-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.
-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.
by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
by Wise Man November 19, 2003
