A
man who doesn't let their girlfriend
kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's
still a no-good penguin killer!
Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel
like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least
kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ...
Bollocks.