Jordan Martyn

No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.

Wow! It's a Jordan Martyn!

by Knight: November 10, 2020

The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.

Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

by Micheal69420lol May 9, 2021

Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.

Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.

by alex24 April 13, 2007

jordan parker

large penis and a bad ass mothafucka

Jordan parker is badd ass ,do what /

by hgvkviygv February 10, 2014

Just Jordan

A black man with corn rows. Taken from the show on nickolodeon "Just Jordan"

"I can't remember that black guy with cornrows name."
"just call him Just Jordan"

by John Joseph February 8, 2007

Jordan Time

That special alone-time one has with their private parts.

Me: "Where's buddy?"

Friend "Oh he's just having Jordan Time in his room".

by pphresh March 10, 2010

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. And she never lets her friends down. though continuesly is let down by her friends she never lets them go because she actually loves them and hates that she loves them. she's kind, sweet, pretty, cute, and funny.

Omg Jordan (girl) is so nice

ya she's so pretty

by iamthesmratest November 6, 2019