smear job

When you're trying to bang a girl with your mega huge soft-on which keeps sliding around the anal/vaginal region.

Jeff gave Ashley a Smear Job with his raging huge soft-on.

by Smearmaster November 27, 2009

hum job

the practice of your partner,taking the whole of your scrotum,in the mouth and humming.(yes humming)..thus sensation is overwhelming,and climax occurs almost immediately.

come on luv,suck me balls,we,ve done everything else,and we,ve only been married 6 months.

by yosean March 30, 2003

like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark

alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.

by shut up die March 24, 2004

Nut Job

I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)

Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"

by ArtificialPenguins May 15, 2012

giggle job

sticking the penis in the mouth while giggling. Originally and ideally, the male would tickle the girl so she starts to giggle, and then quickly sneaks his penis into her mouth.
Do not confuse with giggle sex, which is not actually sexual at all.

female: "hehehoogg...*gag*...wa aw o ooing!"
male: "what?"
female: "What are you doing?"
male: "GIGGLE JOB!"

by Wred July 19, 2007

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

Tater Job

Proposing an idea as your own after copying the idea verbatim from another person's email/text/skyp

Me: You should put that into the location.rb file
You: Hey, I'll add that to location.rb
Me: Don't Tater Job me!

by taterjobber August 21, 2009