tom n' jerry

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tom n' jerry

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Jerry

Jerry is a caring, amazing person. He- nah, I’m kidding. Anybody with a name in general is a bitch; ESPECIALLY some name like jErRy. This is probably the first name on the UB you’ve seen that isn’t talking about how some random dude is a god and you should worship their fucking existence alone. I mean, what kind of pussy ass name is jerry??? I know, my name sounds weird, but jerry has to be the most albino, austistic, terminally disordered shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, the entire Undertale fandom hates jerry, and that excuse for a community has more people than the military can even think of having!!! Fucking dumbass, jerry. Toms doing us a great job getting rid of that goddamned rat.

Guy 1: Look at that dumbass. What a jerry.
Guy 2: *holding in laughter ( jerry is such a bad excuse for a name it’s considered an insult)*
Both start laughing at that piece of jerry (the thing that’s worse to find in the toilet than shit)

by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009

tickle jerry

tickle jerry is a way of saying “yo should we make em laugh” to brighten someones mood up.

person one: hey look how sad he is

person two: oh yeah, should we go tickle jerry?

by spaghetti lobster February 22, 2024

Jerry Feng

To sleep with a 14 year old on the first date and give her an std.

Bro did you seriously Jerry Feng that girl and dip??

by noitwasnotme March 3, 2025

Jerri riggin

Receiving a tattoo in exchange for a sexual favor

In exchange for recieving a tattoo, I was reluctantly providing manual masturbation to the artist, like a Jerri riggin

by Earlshy! March 5, 2024

Jerry Feng

A boy who has long hair and chooses multiple girls as candidates as his main girlfriend. The girls fight over the chance to be with Jerry, while his main girlfriend stresses over how to get rid of the other girls. He is a charming guy, especially with his smooth and tender hair strokes, and he is able to get the girls with his strong math skills. He often gets in debates with his girlfriendS when they argue, which pisses all of his girlfriends off.

damn that guy sure does have a lot of girlfriends at the same time, what a Jerry Feng!

by ziwei wang November 23, 2021