bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...

Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!

by dddennis February 17, 2010

Snaggle-jacked

Adj. Any set of teeth that can duly be described as snaggle-toothed and jack-mouthed.

Damn that bitch's crooked, buck, ass, teeth scare me! What a heinously snaggle-jacked smile!

by disklaimer August 19, 2010

Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.

Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.

by taken:) January 25, 2011

fry-jacked

it's when someone comes over, eats all ur fries and then runs off leaving you with almost none, and because it's done at the same time ur eating them you don't realize whats going on right away until it's too late, and you've already been had!!! Friends may do this accidently and then feel guilty and run off. However this may also be done on purpose.

(name) fry-jacked me! (he/she) only left me five and a pile crunchys

by onefasthoagie-og February 21, 2011

Wi-Jacked

Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.

My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.

by Imlolilimili January 14, 2015

Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

by MGM629 August 8, 2016

shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

by BearJew70 January 11, 2018