Premature de-jacketulation

The act of removing a coat or stopping wearing a coat too soon in the season- under the false assumption that it is warm enough to shed layers already.

Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation

by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018

Revamp My Wool Jacket

Codephrase for "shave my balls with a machine".

So glad I decided to revamp my wool jacket yesterday - feeling and lookin' fresh to death!

by wooljacketrevamper March 26, 2020

pee pee jacket

An uncircumcised pee pee

Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small

Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger

by Pourcyanideinmyhenny April 29, 2020

Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.

I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.

by PrideinBottle August 8, 2020

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Jackel

a mix between a jackass and an asshole, hence jackel

i dont appriciate being harrased so
quit being such a jackel

by stephanieann September 5, 2007