Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life

oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends

Jake by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021

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Jake

The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.

“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”

Jake by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021

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Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."

Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch

Jake by Kieranscock December 7, 2021