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ass gopher

1. One who makes a home in your ass hole as a gopher would do.

2. an obsessive person. kind of like when you say Zach is so far up Sean's ass it is unbelievable.
Why are you so obsessed with me you fucking ass gopher.
by pimp juice101 December 13, 2006
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swamp ass

A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.
"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."
by TurkeyOnRye June 13, 2016
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ass cube

when a woman'sbutt gets cold and takes a long time to warm back up. usually from sitting out in the cold on concrete or benches.

sounds like "ice" if said with a fake strong southern accent. less serious than freezer bum
I waited for you for 45 minute out here... I'm so cold I have ass cubes.
by Ouzel February 18, 2009
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Grassy ass

French: “Merci”

Arabic: “شكرن”
Spanish: “grassy ass”
by 0NE TH1CC B01 September 20, 2020
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Ass Crack

1) The vertical line dividing the left and right ass cheeks.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.
1) The morbidly obese man's ass crack was showing. All of the children saw it.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.
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Swamp ass

1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.

Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.
joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks

jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.
by G-busey September 1, 2009
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ass fraction

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult
<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.
by budgieramone January 11, 2004
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