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plastic indian

A white who pretends to be an Indian, has long hair, wears the
Indian type clothes,it one with nature,attends pow-wows, that type of general tomfoolery.
The pow-wow was thick with plastic indians this year.
by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006
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Klamath Indian

A aboriginal person of the upper Klamath lake region. They used to live in small groups much like the "sets" or "cliques" in modern urban areas. Usually much bigger physically and historically more violent than other tribes. Like the Filipino people they had much fun killing the invading Spaniards...this is why the Spanish names of cities stop in the Northern California and Southern Oregon area. They have a love-hate relationship with their literal cousins the Modoc. (Modoc are famous for the Modoc War-Captain Jack aka. Kintpuash killed off U.S soldiers until he got bored and turned himself in)

WARNING-PISSING OFF A KLAMATH IS NOT A BRIGHT IDEA!
grandson-"Man that Klamath Indian has a knife!"

grandpa-"Those Klamath Indians ALWAYS have knives, and they shoot first-ask questions later."
by jackson county historian September 24, 2009
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Indian Trail Academy

A charter high school open to the public that is located in Kenosha, Wisconsin on the original site of - tada! - an indian trail to nowhere. Stuck between a wonderful industrial park and newly-built condos - Indian Trail offers a fabulous view of a field.

The fun never ends when you attend this school - you can choose to specialize in business, biotechnology, or communications - which do jack shit for you in real life like balancing your checkbook or understanding mortgage rates.

It boasts numerous technological advances not present in other high schools, none of which the students are allowed to touch because they might break them.

Field trips are geared towards the area of specialty that you chose and often involve your teachers banning you from ever going on them again - such as the House of Business Class of 2001's trip to the Black Holocaust Museum.

Due to the emotional trauma of attending a charter school and the increasing levels of hormones in teenagers, it is also known as "Suicide High" nowadays by current students.

It also has a tiger for a mascot yet does not have sports programs due to its small size, supposedly.

The design layout will leave you mystified as it magically has no doors on the classrooms, which is very hard to explain to someone who is not alumni.

All in all, it is a great choice for children who wish to NOT go to Bradford, Tremper, or Reuther for any reason - including but not limited to - high drug use, rampant teenage pregnancy, and gang associations.
Tommy: I go to Indian Trail Academy.

Billy: I'm sorry.
by AprilB October 19, 2008
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Indian Food

The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.

Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.

> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.

> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.
by The Thing That Shouldn't Be March 15, 2009
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Mount Vernon, Indiana

A disgusting wasteland. It is the cloth Satan wipes his ass with. If you live in Mount Vernon, odds are you are not reading this because you are whoring your body, smoking crystal meth, committing a theft, driving a tractor, beating your wife, getting drunk, listening to country music, giving birth, inbreeding, or you are illiterate.

Mount Vernon is a landfill located outside of Evansville, Indiana. Its residents do not live there by choice, but are born into it as punishment for cruelties in a past life. It is pergatory.

It is plagued by white trash scumbags and close-minded rednecks. You will not find a decent human being. If you are passing through, turn the fuck around. There is no reason for a life form to come anywhere near the meth-infested shithole of Mount Vernon. Get the fuck out.
There was another meth lab explosion in Mount Vernon, Indiana yesterday.

Do not go near Mount Vernon, Indiana
by Abraham Rittertonsmith July 31, 2011
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Indian Stank

The generic smell that Indians have
A: Did you meet that new Indian kid?

B: Yeah, that kid is a genius!

A: He's also got some of that Indian Stank

B: Yep
by aqzswxdecfrvgtbhynjum August 19, 2011
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Southern Indiana Tabasco Sprinkler

A southern indiana tabasco sprinkler is when 1 female pours a bottle of hot sauce into another females anus through a lubricated funnel. The female with the ass full of tabasco then squats over the other female that now has her legs spread open. The female grunts hard and a spicy shower of chicken sauce is sprayed into the second females vagina
The Southern Indiana Tabasco Sprinkler makes me want chicken.
by Chives and Diego May 4, 2007
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