garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse

"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"

by the Jazz man July 13, 2009

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023

Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

by mememepickles February 21, 2025

td garden

Where you the Cs dominant.🍀

I seen D. White drop 33 last night at td garden

by Da illest alchemist March 5, 2024

Garden

(slang)(verb)
To smoke marijuana; to consume weed. Often used metaphorically, to romanticize the process and be discreet.

Jane gardens every evening to unwind, finding peace in her little ritual.

by para_anomaly June 25, 2024