Better Homes and Gardens

one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines

In Little Shop of Horrors Audrey sings in "Somewhere That's Green" about how her dream house is a "picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine."

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.

The name was changed to Better Homes and Gardens beginning with the August 1924 issue.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015

Garden ham

Watermelon

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry

by Caaaaaaat June 7, 2022

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017