Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!
by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007
Get the Morning After Hairmug. When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Get the morning bed humpmug. 1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.
2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.
3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.
3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles
"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
by bwaaaah October 8, 2009
Get the Sailor's Morning Prayermug. a girl who only looked good saturday night because of the paint roller makeup. sunday morning? shudder
by aravod April 20, 2006
Get the sunday morning girlmug. French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.
I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".
by AgInspector April 19, 2017
Get the french kiss the morningmug. The scroll through your text messages and photos the morning after a drunken night. This is where you can remember what happened throughout the night by viewing your drunken selfies and drunk text messages, most likely to an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.
by TokenWhiteGirl November 9, 2014
Get the Morning Scroll of Shamemug. The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.
Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
Get the morning after ballsmug.