hootiecow

The area betwixt a woman's legs;female genitalia, including labia majora and minora, clitoris, taint and fecal exit area, but mostly just the girl parts.

My hootiecow is in discomfort due to an overly long bicycle ride this day.

by Scribble4 August 6, 2007

Hooglebolt

the art of falling over but making it look like a dance

damon did the hooglebolt on the dancefloor after 10 pints of lager

by warnerslove April 9, 2008

hoobie jube

Marijuana; cannabis sativa
also
the substance, that, when smoked, makes Orion go crazy

Orion: "I need a bottle of Sweet Vermouth! Yes! The whole thing! It's the demon, you know!"
Others: "Oh shit, Orion's gotten into the hoobie jube; he told us not to let him get into the hoobie jube because it makes him go crazy.

by monkeytownpunk October 18, 2008

hoagiegiggle

When your loving your women you hit her in the face with a hoagie and get all the mayonnaise on her face and then you wipe it off with you dick and have her suck it off until she asks for more.

My girlfriend asked for more hoagiegiggle by the time we got done with the first one.

by Captain Longjohn April 21, 2009

Hoosier Hafta

A not-to-be-missed social or entertainment opportunity unique to Indiana, the "Hoosier State."

The Tipton Pork Festival is a Hoosier Hafta every Summer.

The great fire-roasted corn on the cob from the Taylor Township Lions Club helps to make the Howard County 4-H Fair a Hoosier Hafta!

by virtualjr September 9, 2010

Hoagienose

A nonsensical word created in the context of a Facebook thread that was mocking a terribly mutated chinese mans face.

James M. Powers is a hoagienose

by Some Cack November 25, 2011

Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! is a CCSL event that is held one Tuesday every season in which the players of the league gather together in the park and engage in some tomfoolery. This year, the event is actually being held on the summer solstice. Stories are exchanged, beverages are consumed, and most importantly, we eat hoagies! Yay Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! was such a hit last year, there were individuals consuming beverages until 12:40 in the morning. A new CCSL record!

by C.S-ball June 21, 2011