You have died of dysentery

1. The leading cause of death when moving west on the Oregon Trail;

Shows how old-school you are when it comes to gaming.

Person 1: I think I should eat some raw meat today!

Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.

Person 1: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

by Dr. Foxy January 04, 2011

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What Have I Done?

A phrase used by Hayden Christensen once he realizes his mistake of cutting off Samuel L Jackson's hand and turning to the dark side. Fucking idiot

“What have I done?”Hayden contemplates his life choices as Samuel L Jackson falls through the Coruscant sky

by EzScueeezOnThemDefinitions December 26, 2017

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You can have her

When a very hot chick is passed off by the dude next to you with bad taste.

Person 1: "WOW, that Victoria secrets model is fine"

Person 2: "Eh, you can have her"

by ShaanNEG January 23, 2012

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Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.

My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.

by Jake057 May 04, 2011

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I wanna have boobies

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"

I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

by flat chested June 30, 2008

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