hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

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hat simp

bbh but a downgrade

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear

by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021

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Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.

by Salladpatch January 6, 2019

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chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014

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A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.

These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy

by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022

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