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Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.
Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat
by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
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mi hat

a way to say hi how are you in a way nobody understands you
1 mi hat

2 whaaaaaaa?
by my funnieness November 24, 2020
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hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.
I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.
by kruser1721 January 13, 2010
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soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.
That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!
by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023
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chastety hat

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."
by Deault September 8, 2014
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Hat Trick

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.
by Salladpatch January 6, 2019
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hat simp

hat simp: language grrr bad grr dont swear
by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021
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