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My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
by taylor hook December 14, 2013
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bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.
Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!
by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020
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Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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Horn Daddy

The Man, Myth, and Legend. One that can instantaneously make an emotional connection with the female gender leaving them speechless with the smoothness of the moistening experience of the undergarment.
How does Horn Daddy do that? Horn Daddy is way too smooth.
by Horn Daddy April 4, 2023
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Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019
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horn hound

A horn hound is a guy who chases tail and is looking for sex and then once gets it from the girl will either leave or keep pursuing for more

A guy who will go to girl to girl in the quest to fill his sexual appetite
No matter how many times I tell Tom I'm not interested the horn hound won't stop texting and calling me for a night in bed
by PyroPrincess21 June 27, 2017
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Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018
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