Canada's History

A grandMILF's moose knuckle.

Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!

by meatless February 4, 2010

Canada's History

As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."

Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.

by sklop February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.

Sarah loves Canada's History after a few Labatt beers.

by ultradowney February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.

Wow, you really gave Stephen a dose of Canada's History there, eh?

by lionscorp February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The most repulsive sex act known to mankind, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!

2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.

3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum

4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.

5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.

6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.

7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.

"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."

"Sure, okay Dad..."

by KT151LN February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After me and Stacey did Canada's History, we couldn't look each other in the eye for days.

by tycoonius February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010