Guantanafication

n. the act of being disappeared to Guantanamo Bay prison. Often with little or no justification. May include being declared an enemy combatant, humilation, degradation, torture and/or sodomy.

I wouldn't be seen praying at that mosque if I were you. It will put you at risk for Guantanafication.

by petebfd May 31, 2007

guitar heroing

to play guitar hero 1, 2 ,3 or play any game that uses a guitar

Bob said " what are you doing right now"
Jack said "nothin much just guitar heroing

by adam cooreab November 10, 2007

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008

guitarpal tunnel syndrome

A type of compression neuropathy (nerve damage) caused by compression and irritation of the median nerve in the wrist after participating in extended Guitar Hero or Rock Band sessions.

Dude, I need to switch to drums or vocals 'cause this guitarpal tunnel syndrome is kicking my butt.

by One Niner January 5, 2009

Guitar-Gasm

playing Guitar Hero so well that you appear to orgasm upon completion of a song.

After five staring "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert Joe had a guitar-gasm

by phoenix2392 November 3, 2009

Guatamalan Face Plant

(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.

Jaquando be sayin -

Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.

Shaquivious be sayin -

Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.

by Shaquavanoctaquandoshawevaq January 30, 2010

Guitar Hero Syndrome

A mental illness that usually appears in pre-adolescent boys who have not yet developed musical tastes, after they have first played Guitar Hero. Symptoms include the notion that they can play guitar (even though most have never actually seen a real guitar), only listening to songs from Guitar Hero, not knowing the history or even the names of the band members of the bands those songs are from, lumping all of Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Alternative, Punk, etc...into just "Rock" (and not knowing what any of the genres are in the first place), and the belief that they will gain enlightenment/go to heaven/become operating Thetans/whatever if they can play "Through The Fire And The Flames" on Expert.

Remedies may include forcing the subject to go and listen to music not included in Guitar Hero, and for the love of god, keep them away from DJ Hero.

13 Year Old: (Listening to Jimi Hendrix)

Older Brother: "Oh, I didn't know you liked Classic Rock."

13 Year Old: "What's Classic Rock?"

Older Brother: ...

13 Year Old: "Well, Jimi Hendrix is a pretty good band, anyway..."

Older Brother: (Facepalm)

Older Brother: (Later) I think my brother suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome.

Paul: Sucks man.

by gmarx April 29, 2011