Grease bag

An woman who appears innocent to the unknowing but who is in fact a filthy juicy slut.

Hey check out that grease bag over there, I want to fuck her into the next world.

by Hanthsum Debbu March 5, 2009

Greased

When you give someone a large amount of money to keep their filthy mouth shut OR to get them to do what you want

1. Pauly (paul) D met the Mayor. The Mayor was planning on shutting down our racket but we greased that motherfucker to keep his mouth fucking shut!!

2. " did you grease him"

... "no boss i forgot"

" I always told you to grease these motherfuckers!"

by Philly Steak December 25, 2014

greaser

derogatory term for a Mexican

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

Grease Ball

A young Greek Boy who eats to much fast food, such as hot pockets and as a result sweats grease even if thier not working out or doing activities that demand movement.

Wow, Nick Velis is so much of a grease ball, you could cook french fries in his recently used bath water.

by Johnny Cocraine December 23, 2008

Greasing

A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.

"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"

by greasedaddy October 7, 2008

Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.

by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

greasy spoons

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.

by Feelips June 17, 2011