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greasel

n. grease + oil. a synonym for bribe. while the oil smoothens the work for which bribe is given, the grease dirties your hand on account of giving/ taking bribe.
A realtor is giving me $1000 discount on this land, but I have to shell out $600 greasel to sanction my house plan. Heck, it means I'm saving only $400.
by buzzer_71 February 25, 2010
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Greasearch

The act of scouting out greasy girls in various social venues, most typically bars and nightclubs.

The greasearcher could be collecting data for himself or for his buddies to increase their chance of success when approaching the targeted girls.
Girl 1: "Uh oh... it's so obvious that that guy is doing greasearch"

Girl 2: "That's disgusting, I hope he gets caught by his girlfriend!"
by cant fool me March 21, 2010
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Greasearcher

A title given to a man who is performing greasearch.

Usually a sneaky and manipulative guy that is good with the ladies, although he already has one - a girlfriend.

If you see a greasearcher in action at a bar, it would be in your best interest to stay far away...
"That guy is such a greasearcher, i bet he's like that every time he goes to the bar"
by cant fool me March 21, 2010
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Grease Dry

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.
My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

fetishtanningoilcum
by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010
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Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.
I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!
by WiningsEnglishClass September 28, 2010
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grease

an all purpose cuss word, in combination with other words
Aww go grease yourself, greasing greasehole
by dannyshamas December 3, 2010
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GreaseHands

1. - Aka - Michael Kabana. 2. Afilthy person who Fucks up Ps3 Controllers WorldWide!
There goes Mr.Greasehands... My controller is FUCKED!
by Mickey Rourcke October 14, 2011
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