Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Graped

Adjective
When dominating someone in a game so much that you've essentially raped them

John *gets 3 stocked*
Mark: "You just got graped"

by Pixerler2point0 March 9, 2024

Grape

The PG version of rape

Guy 1: "What are you about to do to her?"
Guy 2: "Ima bout to grape her."

by Indominus67 March 3, 2020

De-Graped

To not be grape.

Wine is just de-graped grapes.

by Sanchoiz February 17, 2020

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.

Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!

by Headstone October 11, 2011

Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024