National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!
Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?
by mishter August 29, 2021
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National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man
Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022
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National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks
Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks
by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019
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penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)
Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
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