by sillylittlegooberrrrr January 22, 2024

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!
Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?
by mishter August 29, 2021

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man
Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"
Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

Boy: *grabs girls ass*
Girl: WTF!!!
Boy: it’s national grab ass day
Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks
Girl: WTF!!!
Boy: it’s national grab ass day
Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks
by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
by anonymous September 26, 2020

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
