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Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.
We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.
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When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
I Gave her the Goose.
The Goose by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007
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Frosty goose

When you masturbate and cum on someones face or body when they are sleeping. Best done at parties to poeple that are passed out
Dustin went to sleep last night and I gave him a frosty goose.

Canada Goose 

A bird with a brown body, a white belly, and a black neck. They like areas with bodys of water. They usually eat grass and sometimes eat fish. It’s also called the Canadian Goose.
Hey, look! There is a Canada goose in the lake over there.
Canada Goose by SnOwY98 April 4, 2018
a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.
He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"

later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"
the goose by the_legendy_gaggle November 20, 2010

Mav and Goose Combo 

The Mav and Goose Combo (short for Maverick and Goose Combination) is best described as an exclusive clique that rolls two girls deep. Established in 2005 at Indiana University of PA, the combo is often misunderstood by others outside of the group. This results in the combo often being known as “those girls” at the party. This means that their activities include but are not limited to: howling like coyotes, doing the soulja boy, g-slide, and indy step, intense lip gloss application, shots of vlad, beer bongs, making out with several people, blacking out, falling down, talking in Brooklyn accents, peeing on couches, floors, beds, etc., singing along to loud music, dump trucking nachos, drunk cooking, dancing around, and in general being the life of the party. But the Mav and Goose Combo isn’t just all parties. They enjoy the finer things in life such as: naps, slip-and-slides, big sunglasses, tube socks, sex hair, strip aerobics, immaculate titties, “putting in a good word”, banging cake day, strip clubs, being hated by everyone in their major, keg slut stances, lip gloss, loud music, ghost riding, sifl and olly, jell-o shots, owning it, biffs, being an “item”, and many other daily activities. As previously stated the Mav and Goose Combo is often misunderstood and even hated on occasionally, but the truth of the matter is no matter how you slice it, they are the number one package deal
"Wow those girls are bangin"
"Yeah they're part of the mav and goose combo"
Mav and Goose Combo by chodog3317 October 21, 2007

duck duck goose 

The act of "tapping" the "head" of a clitoris with the tip of the tongue, sporadically encircling the entirety of the aforementioned clitoris.

-a variation of the classic toungue tornado
If your girl loves it when you do the toungue tornado but is getting bored with it all the time try spicing things up by increasing her anticipation with the duck duck goose maneuver.
duck duck goose by Licuid May 6, 2011