the goose

a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.

He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"

later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"

by the_legendy_gaggle November 20, 2010

Mav and Goose Combo

The Mav and Goose Combo (short for Maverick and Goose Combination) is best described as an exclusive clique that rolls two girls deep. Established in 2005 at Indiana University of PA, the combo is often misunderstood by others outside of the group. This results in the combo often being known as “those girls” at the party. This means that their activities include but are not limited to: howling like coyotes, doing the soulja boy, g-slide, and indy step, intense lip gloss application, shots of vlad, beer bongs, making out with several people, blacking out, falling down, talking in Brooklyn accents, peeing on couches, floors, beds, etc., singing along to loud music, dump trucking nachos, drunk cooking, dancing around, and in general being the life of the party. But the Mav and Goose Combo isn’t just all parties. They enjoy the finer things in life such as: naps, slip-and-slides, big sunglasses, tube socks, sex hair, strip aerobics, immaculate titties, “putting in a good word”, banging cake day, strip clubs, being hated by everyone in their major, keg slut stances, lip gloss, loud music, ghost riding, sifl and olly, jell-o shots, owning it, biffs, being an “item”, and many other daily activities. As previously stated the Mav and Goose Combo is often misunderstood and even hated on occasionally, but the truth of the matter is no matter how you slice it, they are the number one package deal

"Wow those girls are bangin"
"Yeah they're part of the mav and goose combo"

by chodog3317 October 21, 2007

duck duck goose

The act of "tapping" the "head" of a clitoris with the tip of the tongue, sporadically encircling the entirety of the aforementioned clitoris.

-a variation of the classic toungue tornado

If your girl loves it when you do the toungue tornado but is getting bored with it all the time try spicing things up by increasing her anticipation with the duck duck goose maneuver.

by Licuid May 6, 2011

grey goose

A bus used to transfer inmates to prison

"I'm on my way to Chino, rollin on the grey goose
Shackled from head to toe
25 with an izzl, with nowhere to gizzo"

by Akizzle July 24, 2008

like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.

Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.

by BobbyD September 12, 2016

Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.

"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.

by Buttsy! May 19, 2008

Snuggle Goose

A very unattractive women in which one regularly has sexual relations with.

Guy 1: "Dude, why the fuck does Theresa keep grinning at you?"

Guy 2: "Because she's my snuggle goose."

Guy 1: "That's gross as fuck."

by John blackdick October 8, 2013