Meatball Goggles

When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.

Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!

by themememanwashere February 24, 2018

Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.

At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.

by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face

Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.

by Flibbo Jibbo III October 5, 2025

Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.

I feel like a total captain goggles right now

by NotHaggard September 20, 2018

Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.

“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”

by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018

weeb goggles

Similar to beer goggles, 'weeb goggles' refers to a condition in which the wearer looks upon an object or phenomenon more favourably than they otherwise would simply because it is Japanese. Unlike beer googles, weeb goggles are not caused by alcohol consumption, but rather by being a weeb (person obsessed with Japan and its culture).

Porco Rosso kinda sucks, you just can't admit it because you see every Ghibli film through weeb goggles.

by zeroartisticvalue October 20, 2020