goathumper

1. One who finds pleasure humping/fucking goats
2. used to modify existing insults
3. one who has harmed his/her friends in an emotional way

1. i heard moses was actually a goathumper
2. dude, jimmy is an asshole goathumper
3. mark stumpfucked my girlfriend, what a fucking goathumper

or, all 3: OMG DANNY FUCKED A GOAT?? THATS FUCKING SICK DUDE WHAT A GOATHUMPING FAGGOT GOATHUMPER

by mista ska March 25, 2003

Goat Ass

from adam sandler..

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"

by not you September 18, 2003

Goat

A person on the web with unbridled cynicism and sarcasm, who's Internet asshole savvyness makes him or her blind to actual valid points, arguments, grievances, etc while unaware that he or she is part of the problem.

Named after the Three Billy Goats Gruff story, a tie-in with the "Troll" and a play on the world "Goad".

Random FPS Gamer in waiting lobby: Dude, dont play on that map, the game devs are still fixing it after people found a bug that corrupted the files on your game.

Goat: LMAO so basically you suck and cant play. Lemmi guess, lag in rl? GTFO Noob.

by Holaventrillodota November 25, 2009

hornier then a three peckered goat

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

by canadarocks March 3, 2009

GOAT

acronym which stands for "Greatest of all time". Came from american sprinter Maurice Greene having "GOAT" written on a tattoo on his arm. Usually a pretty arrogant call for someone to make if they refer to themselves as being the GOAT, but is common.

Alex: "Oh Saunders, here he is, this kid is the GOAT"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

billy goat

A male Cougar... A man who is seven years old than the woman he is with and/or dating he is a Billy Goat(Male version of a Cougar)

That man likes younger woman, he's a billy Goat...

by Reactor11 September 30, 2007

goatboater

one who is a surf kayaker.....UK term....
he who paddles out into the big waves nice and warm vs theose stand up surfer freezing their nuts off

did you see that helix that goatboater threw???

by k n b August 25, 2006