fraud gut

A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.

Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!

Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?

Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!

by Orientxp1 January 15, 2019

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

gut-muncher

a very gory films about cannibals or zombies.( Term used figuratively to depict what the film shows, specifically disembowelment and cannibalism )

" Directed by the notorious Bruno Mattei, this '80s Italian gut-muncher is infamous for its eye-popping gore, jaw-dropping dialogue and heart-stopping use of inappropriate stock footage "
( Source: Amazon's DVD: Plotline and critics of " Hell of the Living Dead "

by Rick Thurman February 21, 2011

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013

Gut that

Striking, achieving and snatching.

“Gut that hoe”

by Røyale November 27, 2018

Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

Mud Gut

A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.

“Imma call them a Mud Gut since we lost that rocket league game”

by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023