kitty got a nosebleed

A great euphemism for "I got my period."

No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed.

by Ayla Griffin January 4, 2008

i got nothin

"I have nothing of comedic value to add"

crazy man: "Dude! The flight 93 memorial is totally an islamic shrine with hella islamic symbolism and sundials and shit!"

ironic joker man: "Uhh... Sorry, I got nothin."

by James Colshot December 28, 2005

got some money

you have cash, meaning you are rich and sad.

Got some money, got some cash
I'm rich, and now, I'm sad.
And I wonder if I'm sad about the money that I have

by big big big idiot August 25, 2021

Shit got hefty

When something extreme happens. This could be something good or bad, depending on its use. It doesn't always have to be used in the past tense either.

Joe: "Some guy called me a douche at the club, that's when shit got hefty."
Mike: "Oh man I bet you kicked his ass!"
Joe: "Yup"

Tom: "Hey Joe! You douche."
Joe: "That's it, shit is about to get hefty!"

by KenzelC April 8, 2010

I got bud

Means someone is supplying Marijuana to others.

Come smoke with me, I got bud.

by Frost Repeatz May 31, 2018

gonna get got

Ill white punk-rapper known for such classics as "Anal Thermometer", "My Pontiac" and "Spank Bank". AKA GGG, Trip G, Trip Jeezy, Tha Trippla, G to Tha Three, etc.

Gonna Get Got -- exploding your sister's hymen in a town near you!

by BeanSpleen June 20, 2007

Baby Got Back

A song that, when played at a club, party, or anywhere else, is effectively like blowing a dog whistle. Only instead of dogs, it immediately draws every fat girl directly to the dance floor to shake their fat-asses around, believing that the song is giving them permission to do so, and that everyone somehow wants to see it.

When I heard the opening lyrics to "Baby Got Back" being played, I rushed away from the dance floor to avoid the inevitable rush of fatties and the resulting nausea that would be induced in most guys as the cows blissfully shook their asses around.

by Klopek007 July 10, 2006