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Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.
Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.
by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025
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Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.
Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)
by Woowooy November 6, 2025
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Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.
If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon
by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017
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Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!
by dylf2025 July 27, 2025
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goon material

THE SHIT YOU FUCKIN, UHH, MASTURBATE TO. Or something
“Bro did not just share his goon material in main…”
“Eeerrmm, whoopsies!”
by dearlordgodpleasehelpme December 30, 2023
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Moon gooning

Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.

The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.

Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).

Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
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flicker goon

A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.
Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024
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