glaswegian kiss

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.

Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

glass parking lot

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.

Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot

by Dr. Strangerlove February 1, 2006

snow globes

American slang for "testicles".

I found out the hard way that a paintball shot square into the snow globes hurts like hell.

by George Costinas December 9, 2009

Gledis

Probably Albanian. Has a great smile, beautifully unique eyes, and genuine kind/caring person. Sexy yet approachable (not egotistical). Able to drink/ eat with the guys and still look fantastic. She makes a great chill friend, so chill that guys don't know how to approach her. Rare in this day-n-age, Gledis's truly are a catch and I advise always maintaining a friendship with one. (they are so cool its hard not to anyways : )

gledis drank me under the table yesterday at the bar

by jubbba13231 April 19, 2013

Gleeb

A glass gravity bong. Better alternative to a plastic setup which creates toxic fumes.

Cam: Yoooo this Gleeb hits smooth as hell.
Haid: Yeah its a Gleeb, its all glass and hits nice as fuck.

by Gleeb Creator January 17, 2019