Fucktard 

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

Fucktard by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

Fucktard 

A douchbag, asshole, gaywad, shithead, or Ethan Lezcano.

That Ethan kid sure is a fucktard!

Fucktard by Fuckin'Squirrel99 October 12, 2012

Fucktard 

A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.

Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.

Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.

Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.

Fucktard by cjp1992 October 15, 2012

fucktard 

Someone who is useless, annoying and border line retarded.

Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.

Jason is a fucktard.

fucktard by Doornail159 February 17, 2013

Fucktard 

A contraction of Fucking Retard.

You're sitting in my seat , Fucktard !!

Fucktard by Cabmerlot October 22, 2013

fucktard 

a dumbass of the highest order who has absolutely no brain and says dumb things constantly. Fucktards are not to be associated and are fucking retarded. one way to identify a fucktard is to ask them to tie their socks. if they have to think about this then they are defenitley fucktards. when a fucktard reaches adulthood it joins others, this is called congress.

Sam: have you seen my feet?
joe: no, but i bet you haven't. look under your fat folds you fucktard

fucktard by sodacandiet November 19, 2013

FUCKTARD 

A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.

fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!

US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!

Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!

US: FUCKTARD!

FUCKTARD by 2200 4 Life December 3, 2013