pork fried rice

dish found in most chinese take out joints consisting of fried rice, miscellaneous vegetables and little pieces of pork. great to order if you're poor and hungry.

i'm gonna go sell some food stamps so that i can get me some pork fried rice.

by g-ring May 5, 2007

chicken fried rice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
lemon slice!

by lou December 10, 2003

fried ice cream

At the point of ejaculation, you aim your semen directly onto your testes. You then let it dry, and notice how the mounds resemble fried ice cream. Then you can enjoy the dried semen covered testes, or a friend can enjoy.

I hate waiting for my semen to dry, im too excited to enjoy a serving of fried ice cream

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken. fake, overproduced. it basically pretends to be good chicken but in fact it is not. a metaphor representing theatre kids and their fake exteriors. The word can be abbriviated to 'KFC'

"Ooh, better put your earphones in... I see the Kentucky Fried Chicken heading our way"

by samsambobam. September 19, 2009

Homophobic Waffle Fries

when some is homophobic and likes chickfila

random ass bitch : chick-fil-a 's fries smack
me: but they're homophobic
random ass bitch: ok and...
me: ok well enjoy ur homophobic waffle fries ig

by thatonegaymflmao February 12, 2021

kentucky fried fuck

When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.

That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.

by Smart gluestick July 6, 2019

Southern Fried Cotton

It's when a guy powders his nuts in flour and then dips them hot grease before feeding them to his partner

Yo, I heard that last night Gary gave his girl some Southern Fried Cotton.

by S0ulzer0 October 7, 2016