Evan

Warm and soft like mashed potatoe

Evan is Penguins

by BrassyMender September 21, 2022

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

Evan

a player.

evan is a player.

by funny silly vibes girl December 5, 2019

Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis

I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge

by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023

Evan Tatham

I love DADDY Evan so much! I want him in my life forever

Evan Tatham is very beautiful

by Charlie Tatham November 24, 2021

evan

a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))

“evan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekend”
“oh what a silly goose”

by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020

Evan

A really cool person

Your really Evan

by lahbfj February 9, 2023