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Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.
Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis
by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021
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Elis

Omg they’re such an ELIS”
by Kikiki May 3, 2020
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Eli fortnite

ELI FORTNITE IS THE GREATEST FORTNITE PLAYER EVER HE IS BETTER THAN NINJA
OMG IS THAT ELI FORTNITE I WANNA EAT HIS TILTED TOWER
by CHILD._. December 5, 2023
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Eli Vance

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024
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Elis

Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true
Pray to god aka Elis now.
by ElisJoestar September 10, 2020
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Ely Access Guy

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,

For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
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Eli

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.
Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross
by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023
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