When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011
Get the eight eyed sixty ninemug. When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??
by One eye angi June 28, 2021
Get the Black eyed Susanmug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
by Komoot May 19, 2021
Get the Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussymug. A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
Get the joogle the cross eyed danglermug. by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
Get the one eyed spitting pythonmug. A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
Get the Wobbly eyedmug.