Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.
by The Big Beans March 14, 2014
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A guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to fuck you.... and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.
Sister 1: "Hey, guess who has been texting me telling me I am so beautiful, I am the "one"and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"
Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"
Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"
by Jojobean42 October 11, 2015
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"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."
by d_bag24 May 26, 2018
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They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
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