Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021
Get the Wonky Donkeymug. 1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.
2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.
2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.
"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"
"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"
"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"
by amandaul October 20, 2014
Get the donkey divingmug. When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.
Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."
Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."
Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.
by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014
Get the Sewer Donkeymug. Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.
YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.
But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018
Get the donkey knockermug. by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017
Get the Feed the donkeymug. A very High Ball, bowled in Cricket
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.
the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.
the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.
'England require four runs to take the game in the ninth over before tea here at Edgbaston. Lilley makes his run up and... Oh No he's sent it high, its a real Donkey Dropper, Brearley has his hands over his head, its coming down fast...with snow on it'
by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012
Get the Donkey Droppermug. I group of men who set out to be the most intoxicated people in the streets while acting like fools in all circumstances. The group originated in New Orleans, Louisiana in the early 1990's and has spread to Southern California and Europe.
by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008
Get the Donkey Nationmug.