Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014

donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.

"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"

by amandaul October 20, 2014

Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018

A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 10, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

Donkey skin

The extra skin on a uncircumcised penis

I ask Earl what the extra skin over the head of his penis was, he said that's just my donkey skin.

by Stool hand Luke April 22, 2016