DILF

An alternative to the phrase MILF, MILF meaning "Mom(s) I'd Like to Fuck". DILF means "Dad(s) I'd Like to Fuck".

Person #1: Look at that hunk. He's so hot.
Person #2: He's such a DILF. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Moist Doritos December 7, 2017

diffuser

a code name for asshole

"oh yea! shove it in my diffuser daddy!"

by yaboymemelord April 24, 2018

Dilf

A very sexy dad

When Chuck walked into the room it was very clear that he is a dilf

by TimBuz January 20, 2018

dilf

Dad I'd Love to Fuck

Maria's dad aged like a fine wine, he is the DILF.

by the-dilf February 2, 2018

Different

A word used to describe someone when you don't want to offend

She is very different

by nojudgement February 4, 2018

diffina

I person who is dumb or is thick headed

This girl is an diffina She cant do shit

by watermelontisha May 18, 2018

Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018