Death Post

It is the "Final" post, and or entry a person makes before they delete their account. The user is normally back within a week because they are to addicted to the site

Person1: This is my Death Post, I am deleting this account...
Person2: Hey that is sad, I hope you have a good life
Person1: **Deletes account**

**Week later**
Person3: Hey person2, remember person1?
Person2: yeah
Person3: Im person1, couldnt stop my addiction

by Benjamus April 20, 2007

"Death before dismount".

A satire of the USMA (West Point) motto, for the Cavalry. It signifies the apprehension of a Cavalry or Armor enlisted person, to remove themselves from the comfort ad safety of their vehicle.

I ain't gettin out of my track, "death before dismount".

by seajay66666 May 18, 2018

death cloud

Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.

I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.

by Red D April 15, 2008

Death Arm

A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.

"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.

by King Byron September 24, 2008

death birds

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010

Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

by JestyCat August 2, 2010

Death Star Trench Run

(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.

I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.

by Sardie November 15, 2011