david

Cool kid that is most of the time Jewish. One of the best scooter kids in the world. Has or should have a best friend that is a lesbian so its ok.

person one:damm that kid is cool Who is that?

person two: oh, that's David.

by dog? April 23, 2018

David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

by Rupert Foningzby Maguire September 26, 2008

David Bell Hysteria

A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits

Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie

Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria

Drury: haha of we've all been there

Louis: Ahmen Brother

by AESIM November 2, 2008

the davids

muscly lines separating a man's torso from his hips/thighs.
these lines point the way to 'The Gruffudd.'
always used with 'the'

the davids point to the gruffudd

by synecdoche April 24, 2006

David Blaine

An amazing illusionist. He is able to perform the most unbelievable illusions in front of people with simple or no props. He has traveled to places like Haiti and Africa to share the magic of his illusions with people who might now otherwise experience it. He's also been known to perform feats of incredible physical endurance, such as being in ice for days and being buried alive. He's a true magician because he strives to share his magic with everyday people.

Joey: WOAHH!
Me: What?

Joey: I just saw David Blaine make some leaves levitate in a remote jungle for some natives. He's amazing!

by speedyd August 28, 2010

Pulling A David

When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox

"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."

"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"

by thebreadbinman November 22, 2009

David Blaine

1. Crazy ass magician, who likes boxes and giant bowls.
2. Rhyming slang for Cocaine

"I got a kilo of David Blaine"

by Danny H May 22, 2006