Dirty Pico

The Dirty Pico is when one defecates into the vaginal opening of a woman and the person who just recently defecated, eats the fecal matter out of the vagina. Spoons are optional.

-The Dirty Pico is one of the most distgusting things i've ever heard!

-Yeah, your mom liked it last night!

by Angus Spitzer January 5, 2006

Dirty Armati

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown

John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati

by The Dirty Armati June 30, 2010

dirty seb

A Dirty Seb is when a male produces such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

I got charged for man-slaughter the other day, I accidentally pulled a Dirty Seb on her. The funeral is next Saturday, but I’m not allowed to attend.

by The anonymous dic April 18, 2020

Doing the Dirty Dan

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.

Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

by bobisocks April 8, 2012

dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator

That dirty wanker took my wallet!

by Chuck December 1, 2003

Dirty Louisiana

When the act of withdrawal during anal sex triggers spontaneous diarrhoea in your partner.

The dry cleaner asked me how my trousers got in to such a state, I said "dirty Louisiana"; it just slipped out.

by Pink Oboe February 27, 2017

dirt ring

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

by Senor Musk September 18, 2007