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Dark web

Basically the online black market, the dark Web is not accessible via standard Web browsers. On it, one can find child porn, drugs, illegal weapons, and other illegal things.
I just bought a minigun and a brick of cocaine on the dark web while jacking it to a little kid getting buttfucked.
by Robb19 November 28, 2016
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Dark World

A state of mind one achieves usually when one smokes a marijuana, tobacco joint. Its usually a feeling of sickness with horrible thoughts running through your mind. Combated by closing ones eyes.

Can sometimes be an enjoyable experience. For example, if one has played world of warcraft, you will know waht happens when you die. That is darkworld.

Other ways of going to darkworld are

a)smoking a ciggarette (if a non tobbacco smoker)
b) mixing drugs, especially alcohol

or various other ways
Man i just smoked one hell spliff, it sent me to Dark World
by Opoutere dude November 2, 2008
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dark horse

Black Dick

The word dark as you know means not lit up or shady and horse is flat out another way to say dick
Last night after we got out from the strip club I got me a dark horse if you know what I'm say in
by Dix sucker 3000 gay af June 16, 2016
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Dark Carnival

The Dark Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find him!
ICP - Thy Unveiling
by Big Jim D November 7, 2003
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The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.
Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.
by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020
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dark choke

When your sexual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. When its dark slowly place your butthole over his/her face and let out a load. Force it down their thoats.
Tom: Woah, Mike.. im really sorry your wife died yesturday, perhaps you'd like to come to my basement. i live alone.
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either
by MagicMailman December 20, 2008
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Dark Spirit

An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.
Dark spirit has invaded!

Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
by Texting Error December 17, 2019
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