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Cracked Glass

- Phrasal Expression

1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).

- Noun

2. Failure; Cynic (person)

3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
1. "I think the glass is cracked on this one, guys ."

2. "Don't even bother. She's a cracked glass."
by Toño SG September 10, 2009
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crack enthusiast

Politically correct term for a crackhead.

One who appreciates crack but is generally does so in a dignified manner by refraining from prostituting oneself or stealing from ones family to pay for crack.

One who is particular about his or her crack demanding only the finest shit.
Kim: "Tyrone you a crackhead'

Tyrone: "Kim we prefer the term crack enthusiast"

Example 2

This will simply not do, this is made with generic baking soda and is not fit for a crack enthusiast such as me.
by dos cracquis May 26, 2010
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That Shit is Crack

instead of saying something is good, or swell
by Tom Stein February 19, 2009
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Crack Converters

Crack Converters is the street name by which the establishment called "Cash Converters" is known. This is due to the fact that when a crack head has wogged electrical goods from your house he/she takes them to Crack Converters. Its an establishment doing crackheads and people on the dole a good turn.
Come on now we've both got our giro cheques from the dole office we can go down Crack Converters and score them Technics decks we saw Scaggy Pete with the other day.
by Reg Varney February 18, 2008
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Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.
I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.
by afcb stu October 11, 2006
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crack sandwich

a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.
I caught my stupid friend josh eating a crack sandwich, man he was wired after that.
by crackersandwich June 9, 2009
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toe crack

verb
To crack ones toes. Hence, a toe crack.
"Huh, ryan, you're a toe crack!"
Kevin, give me a toe crack!
by chriseversonthethird June 10, 2005
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