Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

contra dancing

a widely unknown type of community folk dance (at least among children/teenagers).

Simply explained as similar to square dancing, but the couples are arranged in lines. It's quite fun, actually, but no one would know it because no one knows of it.

Moves done throughout the dance include the do-si-do, hey, swing, circle to the left/right, star left/right, gypsy, ladies chain/curtesy turn, right-and-left through, promenade, etc.

Do you know what contra dancing is?

Uh... no?

No one does.

by nooneknowsit January 24, 2010

Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

Eye contact

Eyes are the windows through which we can peep into each other's souls. Those pupils are like the oceans but be careful you can dive in them and also sometimes suffocate and die in them.
Making eye contact is that process and the by-products may be
1. Butterflies
2. Blush
3. Happiness
4. Weird feeling
5. Anxiety

6. Goosebumps
7. Arousal
8. (In the worst case) kids

Making eye contact incessantly can make you fall in love in the most unexpected situations 🤍✨

by Devilish ✨ July 20, 2022

Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

dude brah contest

A challenge between dude brahs for who can use the most dudes and brahs in one sentence.

"Yo Brah! I was like duuude, braahhhh!"
"Dude."

"Dude, I touched this chick's brah man!"
"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"

by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004

Contradiction

Lying. Saying something and doing the opposite.

Do as I say, not as I do because the shit's so deep you can't run away.

I beg to differ. On the contrary, I agree with every word that you say.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

My wallet's fat and so is my head.

Hit and run and then I'll hit you again.

I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb.

...

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010